Saturday, April 25, 2009

什么哦

最近真的很多考试叻,上个星期就考了整个礼拜的试~
真是累到暴~救命救命啊~
又为了某些东西而烦~
考试考试,他不闲的咩?他不闲我闲啦~
好心啦~
心碎了咯~玻璃破了~
什么玛容火山,活火山~
walau ye~
真的很累叻!
考试考试考试考试考试考试考试考试~
一天到晚考试,吃大便~大便没有是吗?
宿舍大把(最近宿舍有个人大便不冲水)
讲到这件事我就生气,差不多每个礼拜一次哦!
很厉害的咯他,大便了不冲水很爽是吗?
每个人看到我就副楼长阿,厕所阿~
很恶心的咯~
鸡蛋糕啊~~不会大便是吗?
我教你啦~要不要开一个大便讲座会啊?
卜街你啊~
给我知道你是谁的话,我一定帮你大事宣传,
然后叫宿舍记者对方问你怎样大便,在刊登出来~
你就是大便使者~(吃大便使者)

bill gates

比尔.盖茨的11条准则
In Bill Gates' Book for high school and college graduates, there is a list of 11 things they did not learn in school. In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feel-good, politically-correct teachings created a full generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this education set them up for failure in the real world.在比尔•盖茨写给高中毕业生和大学毕业生的书里,有一个单子上面列有11项学生没能在学校里学到的事情。比尔•盖茨在书中谈到让你感觉良好的"政治上正确"的教导培养出一整代不知现实为何物的年轻人,这种教育只能导致他们成为现实世界中的失败者。
The 11 things are:这11项事情是:

1. Life is not fair, get used to it. 1. 生活是不公平的;要去适应它。
2. The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. 2.这世界并不会在意你的自尊。这世界指望你在自我感觉良好之前先要有所成就。
3. You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both. 3.高中刚毕业你不会一年挣4万美元。你不会成为一个公司的副总裁,并拥有一部装有电话的汽车,直到你将此职位和汽车电话都挣到手。
4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.4.如果你认为你的老师严厉,等你有了老板再这样想。老板可是没有任期限制的。
5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity. 5.烙牛肉饼并不有损你的尊严。你的祖父母对烙牛肉饼可有不同的定义;他们称它为机遇。
6. If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about our mistakes, learn from them. 6.如果你陷入困境,那不是你父母的过错,所以不要尖声抱怨我们的错误,要从中吸取教训。
7. Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room. 7.在你出生之前,你的父母并非像他们现在这样乏味。他们变成今天这个样子是因为这些年来他们一直在为你付账单,给你洗衣服,听你大谈你是如何的酷。所以,如果你想消灭你父母那一辈中的"寄生虫"来拯救雨林的话,还是先去清除你房间衣柜里的虫子吧。
8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life. 8.你的学校也许已经不再分优等生和劣等生,但生活却仍在作出类似区分。在某些学校已经废除不及格分;只要你想找到正确答案,学校就会给你无数的机会。这和现实生活中的任何事情没有一点相似之处。

9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time. 9.生活不分学期。你并没有暑假可以休息,也没有几位雇主乐于帮你发现自我。自己找时间做吧。
10. Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. 10.电视并不是真实的生活。在现实生活中,人们实际上得离开咖啡屋去干自己的工作。
11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. 11.善待乏味的人。有可能到头来你会为一个乏味的人工作。

Saturday, April 11, 2009

清明节

哇~看到曾经疼过自己的人,
自己认识的人的照片,就印在坟墓~
心真的有奇怪~
好累哦~
想起爷爷,在我4年级的时候,
早上我要到学校去上课,然后呢?
我一下楼,带有病的爷爷就断气了~
请眼看着他断气~崩溃了~
记得有人说你要看自己去世的亲人~
看到月亮旁边最亮的星星就是了~
只要看到月亮就想起爷爷咯~
呜呜呜呜~哭